Today I was struck by the fact that only a few of the signs in the park are bilingual. Most, in fact, are only in English. Apparently, if you are Anglo, you throw your trash around, prefer go carts, will play golf just about anywhere, and need to be reminded to pick up after your dog.
But the following instructions are given in Spanish: NO soccer se permite aquí & No Bebidas Alcoholicas.
Apparently, si hablas español, you have the uncontrollable impulse to combine cocktail & ball.